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I once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.

Thanks to golddust for the suggestion

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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Laser Eye Surgery
Almost three grand down the tubes and can I see through walls? Can I eckers like.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 23:42, 6 replies)
Can you see better now?
What method was used?
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 7:53, closed)
I've clicked this
Solely for the 'can I eckers like'.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 9:00, closed)
refund
i've had my eyes lasered and I CAN see through walls. I think you've been done. I can also blow smoke out of my arse, they threw that in for free.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:02, closed)
(wince)
Perhaps I'm missing some point of popular culture, but surely it's "can I heck as like..." preferably in a broad yorkshire accent.
(, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:39, closed)
Quite right!
Attempting to replicate the broad Northern strokes through the medium of text resulted in "Eckers", potentially missing an apostrophe where one ought to be.

And apparently, despite my lack of see-through-wall-ability, I do now have "better than 20/20 vision", which I wasn't aware was actually possible but there you have it.
(, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 1:14, closed)
no laser beams though?
you were robbed
(, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 3:30, closed)

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