
I once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.
Thanks to golddust for the suggestion
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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and just stands there, staring. The dutiful barman asks if it would like to become part of an amusing anecdote, whereupon the horse excuses itself, explaining that it is, unfortunately, a horse not in possession of a sense of humour, and thus it would be a "waste of m'neigh".
Unfortunately indeed.
( , Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:48, 3 replies)

*sound of two drums and a cymbal falling off a cliff*
Have you ever though of writing for Viz?
( , Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:07, closed)
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