Drugs
I have a mate, I shall refer to him simply as "M" to save his blushes. After years of hearing our tales of Massive Drugs, he finally decided to overcome his naturally timid nature, and agreed to join us in a bit of a session.

We settled in at a busy club, sitting around at first, helping him to relax in this unfamiliar environment. After half an hour or so, the pharmaceuticals did their legendary thing, and "M" ventured out onto the dancefloor. Soon he was looning it up with the best of them, and as my mind began to dribble out of my ears, I must admit I lost track of him in the crowd.

A while later, another friend came over, looking freaked out. He told me that "M" had had some kind of bad reaction to the drugs.

I hurried over to where he was laying, and was shocked to discover that "M" was very red and seemed to have become extremely bloated, ballooned up like he was inflated.

Yes, it was the Massive Waist of M on E...

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(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:18, 4 replies)

*stands*
*Applauds*

:-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:34, closed)

Yes!!
Hahaaaa!
( emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:46, closed)

I'm going to have to hurt you now
*spang*
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 16:30, closed)

laying lying

Having just read an answer about chickens this confused me greatly.
(gtfomh, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:14, closed)