
I once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.
Thanks to golddust for the suggestion
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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There wasn't anything wrong with the toaster. The trouble is that I swapped the dessicated corpse of Pharaoh Sobekhotep. What a waste of mummy.
( , Sat 2 Oct 2010, 14:22, 3 replies)

Also people don't break up with you because you have a toaster in your kitchen.
( , Sat 2 Oct 2010, 20:09, closed)
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