Really, really annoying stripper
£800 for an hour in the VIP lounge at a lap dancing club for me and a colleague. His stripper was quite nice. Mine was the most annoying person I have ever had the misfortune to spend an hour with. She spent the whole time telling me how amazing and rich she was but forgot to actually take off her clothes. I felt like a proper twat in the morning, especially when my credit card company called to ask whether it was me who spunked (fnarr) that much money in said establishment. 'Yes' I answered sheepishly, praying the girl on the end of the phone didn't know exactly where it was.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:03, 4 replies)

Haha pwnt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:59, closed)

I don't get strippers / lapdancing
If I'm hungry, I don't want someone to wave food in my face! And charge me a fortune for the privilege, to add insult to injury.

Why? Just... why?

I did go out with a stripper for a while. But I met her "normally".
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:35, closed)

That is a good point
I think that it has something to do with very sexy women (most of the time at least) wearing very little getting their norks out and jiggling them at you. That and alcohol. Lots of alcohol.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:26, closed)

Maybe it's not so much the end-product
It's the chase. In regular clubs men chase women, in titty bars the women chase after you.
(McChinaman banned, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 7:10, closed)