Waste of moneyI once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.
Thanks to golddust for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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I put it to you.......that the best way forward was to buy the cheapest sword, disembowel him with it, snatch all of the other swords, have a spectacular fight out of the back street. Steal a car, race across town, avoiding the Yakuza mobsters, Japanese government officials and the agents of a shady pan-global corporation that mysteriously appear on the scene, each wanting the swords for their own nefarious purposes.
All of this culminating in a tense stand-off on top of a multi-story car park between yourself and the 3 rival factions. Throw a bag of swords to each group, allow them to fight amongst themselves while you leap aboard a helicopter that appears for no reason, fly to Hollywood... sell the story to a film director and use the profits to buy all of those swords legitimately......
Thats what I would have done anyway.
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:50, 1 reply)
damn, Damn, DAMNA golden opportunity WASTED!
DAMN YOU KRAPOTKIN!
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