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This is a question Waste of money

I once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.

Thanks to golddust for the suggestion

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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Oh fucking hell, tell me about it..
Women see the mind reading thing as a test for blokes, they don't understand that we're not capable of doing it, and prefer to be straightforward about these things.

It's not that I don't love her, I just want her to fucking SAY WHAT SHE WANTS.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:58, 2 replies)
But if you love
her, you should know what she wants.

Disclaimer - The above line is the biggest pile of bollocks ever!
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:09, closed)
The rules are simple:
Get what she says she wants: You've got it wrong.

Get what you think she really wants: You've got it wrong.

Ask her what she really wants, with a plea that she's really, totally honest: You've already got it wrong by asking, so it doesn't matter what you get.

Try to explain that, as adults, a small token of love should be enough and perhaps we should be mature enough to not need extravagant, ostentatious presents: Collect a duvet and set up home in the garden shed, you're not coming in again until late March.

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