Water, boats and all that floatsScaryduck hasn't changed the question because he's away drinking on a boat. So.
Tell us your stories of drinking and sinking, in piddly little pedalos all the way up to that oil tanker you "borrowed" ...
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 19:34)
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Where does that rope go?So there I am, on a nice little run down to the final marker at the end of a race when I capsized. Bugger, arse, shit. So have a quick glance at the ropes before righting, just to make sure nothing is tangled. "Red and white, main; fine. Yellow, vang; fine. Black and yellow...black and yellow? Which one is black and...Holy bejeebussweetmotheroffuck"
I do a rather good impression of a submarine launched ballistic missile as I exit the water vertically and cling for dear life to the top of the boat, as far aware from that bastard as possible.
Outside of breeding season I know they're fairly docile; but finding a sea snake next to you is never much fun.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 14:24, 1 reply)
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