I used to go to a caravan site on the west coast when I was younger.
One of my friends had a rowing boat and we would often look out across the loch to some of the islands and think how cool it would be to go there. So one morning we decided to go for it, after all, the islands weren't that far away.
Yeah, only a couple of miles. Of a sea loch. Near the mouth going to the Atlantic.

The fishermen that picked us up were very nice about it all. Our parents, were not.

tl;dr? I DUN A SILLY IN A BOAT WHEN I WAZ LITTLE
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:42, 11 replies)

Just think.
If those fishermen hadn't been there . . .

Cunts.
(username failed moderation, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 11:37, closed)

yeah, we'd have made it to those islands :(
wankers.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:13, closed)

cool story bra.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:02, closed)

meme #48

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 14:14, closed)

Strange. Your mum was always very nice to me when I got lost in her flooded delta.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 19:16, closed)

meme #10

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:05, closed)

No
It's spelt lake you northern wrong head
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:27, closed)

sea lake?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:15, closed)

och aye

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 22:27, closed)

loch aye more like.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:22, closed)

+the noo
scotchlols
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 12:51, closed)