James Blunts - You're Beautiful
It doesn't make sense, he's cocky coz he's 'got a plan' but then he isn't gonna see her again and he 'doesn't know what he'll do'... what about the plan? will we ever hear of his plan? twat.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:42, 9 replies)

Actually there's a deeper mystery there:
People (mostly women) often claim that this is a really romantic song.

But the lyric basically is: "I was on the tube and I letched at another man's girlfriend / wife."

So how come when I do it, the missus doesn't find it romantic?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:51, closed)

Not only "letched at" but "Engaged in stalker-like fantasies about"

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:53, closed)

Also, it should be "James Blunt's" - otherwise you are refering to several James Blunts, and I don't think anyone wants THAT

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:52, closed)

i can only apologise
you're quite right.

sorry.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:04, closed)

His cocky opening gambit "my life is brilliant, my love is pure" is surely a very thinly veiled attempt at trying to tell us he's not a perv, just a lovestruck toff.
(byevad Bored sig:, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:08, closed)

he needs
a good cunt in the fuck
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:50, closed)

Absolutely agreed.
I think this mystery is solved.
(dchurch bah, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:40, closed)

Tom Gleeson, Australian comedian, has him sussed:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl7yDVy9swY
Apologies if this has been here a million times before.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:03, closed)

Never seen it before
...but Ive got tears rolling down my cheeks! Brilliant.

Along the lines of "Ironic" by that Irish comedian.
(dchurch bah, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:46, closed)