they chew, swallow, vomit up cud and then chew it again and swallow it again sending it to a separate stomach?
which in turn goes to the other stomachs before being shat out?
( Peej, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:36, 1 reply)

You're extremely close
What happens to the material in a cow's stomach (any of them)?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:37, closed)

MacDonalds
put it in their apple pies.
(username failed moderation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:38, closed)

It's softened?

( Peej, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:41, closed)

It ferments
and as andythepieman spotted below, when sugar ferments it turns to alcohol...so basically if you feed sugar beets to cows they make their own booze and get drunk
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:43, closed)

I reckon this is a myth

( Peej, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:46, closed)

find me a cow

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:48, closed)

I'm in Cornwall
there's fucking thousands of them. Fermentation take a while. Home made booze isn't alcoholic until its fermented for a while and needs yeast too.
( Peej, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:50, closed)

Well it won us the quiz
and I can't find anything on Google that disproves it
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:55, closed)

Well, if it's true
we should be drinking alcoholic milk.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:11, closed)

Yeah, but would we call it alcomilk or milkohol?
This NEEDS to be answered
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:35, closed)

Nope
I heard this about cows eating windfall apples and having to call a vet. He thought his cows had BSE cos they were staggering around. Apparantly the apples had fermented because cows digest things slowly and they were alll rat arsed. I wonder what a cow with a hangover looks like?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:57, closed)

But where do they get matches from
and how do they strike them with cloven hooves?
(username failed moderation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:47, closed)