She walked into my office like smoke , drifting across the floor incadesant and silent.The light from her cigerette lit up her face with an orange glow illuminating her blood red lipstick, thick dark hair and pale masacra stained face.
I knew this dame was trouble. The running masacara was clearly a way of gaining my attention , you don't work this long in the buisness without knowing when a girl has faked crying.
Her long red dress skirted along the floor casting long black shadows across my desk and into the street beyond the window behind me. The silence was deafening, my heart rose to my throat as i tried to control my disire to comfort this obvious fake.
She looked me in the eyes , those green jewels embedded in the perfect gaze seemed to look into my very soul as they reflected the pale moonlight that shone in from the window.
She pulled the chair out of its hiding place under the desk and sat down.
I looked away avioding her eyes ,a woman like that could give you a look full of promise and eventual heartache.A look that usually brought so much trouble my way , the kind of trouble that could get a man killed or worse a long stretch in sing sing.
She breathed a long sigh before speaking , annoucing she was about to change my life, literally signing the death warrent.
"I know it was you" She said her voice heavy and laced with malice.
I had to admit i was taken aback having no idea what she talking about, i waved my hand silently indicating for her to carry on talking.
"You've been spying on me , i've seen you outside my house looking in with those dirty cloths and that lustful look in your eye. I'm was going to call the police but i thought I might be able to get some hard cash out of you first"
My jaw dropped ,the darkness of the office reflected my anger at such an accusation.I clenched my fists and fought back the will to strike this insult from her with violence. I replied calmly and as professional as i could muster.
"Listen love , i'm a window cleaner "
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 5:39, 2 replies)

Haha
That's ace.
(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:50, closed)

Ace Denton window cleaning extrodonaire.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 5:54, closed)