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Universalpsykopath tugs our coat and says: Tell us about your feats of deduction and the little mysteries you've solved. Alternatively, tell us about the simple, everyday things that mystified you for far too long.

(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:52)
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How do you manage not to cry
when having a wank?
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:46, 9 replies)
don't grip it so tight.

(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:23, closed)
It's a tear-jerker!

(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 1:36, closed)
They pretend your mother's not doing it.

(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 8:47, closed)
I picture myself spaffing on David Cameron's face..
The cunt.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:08, closed)
Because otherwise she'd hear me and wake up

(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:30, closed)
I do it so often that I've used up all my tears

(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:14, closed)
I find it harder not to wank when you cry.

(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:35, closed)
It's true, I've found it difficult since the Queen mum died.
But now I try to remember the happy times. Her cheerful, friendly-raisin face. Her ready smile. Her pendulous knockers
...
This is easily the worst thing I've ever posted on B3ta. Or, by extension, anywhere else either.
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:07, closed)
When I do I always cry out of one eye.

(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:34, closed)

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