The B3TA Detective Agency
Universalpsykopath tugs our coat and says: Tell us about your feats of deduction and the little mysteries you've solved. Alternatively, tell us about the simple, everyday things that mystified you for far too long.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:52)
How do you manage not to cry
when having a wank?
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Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:46,
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don't grip it so tight.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 23:23,
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I picture myself spaffing on David Cameron's face..
The cunt.
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Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:08,
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Because otherwise she'd hear me and wake up
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:30,
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I do it so often that I've used up all my tears
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:14,
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I find it harder not to wank when you cry.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:35,
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It's true, I've found it difficult since the Queen mum died.
But now I try to remember the happy times. Her cheerful, friendly-raisin face. Her ready smile. Her pendulous knockers
...
This is easily the worst thing I've ever posted on B3ta. Or, by extension, anywhere else either.
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universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:07,
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When I do I always cry out of one eye.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:34,
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