Back in the day
I was in the Scouts. The Scout hall was not far from the fire station. So, one evening I was walking back home with some of my Scout chums, when a man cycled past us extremely quickly. You could practically see his straining neck tendons from fifty yards.

"Hey," I said. "I bet you in thirty seconds, a man will run past us."

"Aye right!" said my woggle-necked chums sarcastically.

Aaah, ye of little faith! Sure enough, about ten seconds later a man ran past us, full steam ahead.

"How the FUCK did you know that?" my friends begged. I never let on - how hard could it be to figure out? But they never did.
(McChinaman banned, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 3:38, 8 replies)

It was a Mexican on the bike

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 6:33, closed)

You knew the retained firemen?
And you knew one had a bike and the other didn't. Etc.
( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:19, closed)

now, when you say you were "in" the scouts.....

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:36, closed)

He showed someone where he got touched using a cabbage patch kid as a point of reference, he was never a scoutmaster.

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:54, closed)

(McChinaman banned, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:12, closed)

those dolls are useless for such things
they're always smiling, they'd lead a jury to believe the touching was enjoyable
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:26, closed)

YOU spotted the triathalon changeover point
THEY did not.
( MatJ LOOK, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:40, closed)

THIEF!
The bike was stolen and the guy chasing it was the rightful owner?
(Swarve, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:29, closed)