The B3TA Detective Agency
Universalpsykopath tugs our coat and says: Tell us about your feats of deduction and the little mysteries you've solved. Alternatively, tell us about the simple, everyday things that mystified you for far too long.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:52)
hit it with a large rock
while your mate is wearing it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:58,
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Piss off Whorsepower
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:10,
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Lick it off, obviously.
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:30,
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fuck it and eat it
the order doesn't really matter
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:32,
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Freeze it, then pick it off
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IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:25,
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If it's red vomit
The easiest way is to rub some white vomit into it, then dab it with a cloth.
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Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:03,
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Everyone knows that warm urine is the best remedy for crusty vomit removal.
The fresher the urine the better.
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technocore, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 5:20,
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
It's funny because you're a lolwaki internet drunk.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:39,
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