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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us your wedding stories.

(, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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My upcoming Nuptials ...
... are now frightening the shit out of me after reading this board. I get married in six weeks.

No family punch ups expected, even though my lot out-number his two to one.

But I'll have the warm fuzzy sensation of having known the chief bridemaid, best man, and one of witnesses biblically, when making my vows to my husband.

EDIT: not literally, whilst making my vows. Just cos it's not a church do doesn't mean those sorts of shennanigans are acceptable.
(, Wed 20 Jul 2005, 12:43, Reply)

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