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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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I joined a receiving line next to some random girl
Some of the bride's family arrived and began greeting people. They greeted random girl warmly, turned to me, smiled, and said "we've heard so much about you!" I took the mistaken identity cue and started chattering on and on about the beautiful bride as random girl turned towards me in disbelief. She finally forced her way into the charming conversation and resentfully denied having any idea who I was. Fun while it lasted.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 8:14, 4 replies)
'a receiving line next to some random girl'
I've seen films like that
(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:00, closed)
You beat me to it.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:28, closed)
so basically
you had a conversation
(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:31, closed)
Don't knock it
'till you've tried it...
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:18, closed)

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