
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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After you left, he got replaced the 'display model' with another one out of the back room and chuckled to himself about the gullibility of white people.
( , Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:53, 1 reply)
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