Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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Better that than her arse, I'm guessing.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Nov 2014, 19:38,
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cor!(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 20:00, closed)
Then again Dozer, if he's doing her up the arse, he wouldn't have to look at her face.But he wouldn't have to if he was doing her dogs in tights style either.
I think we need Zouwan to resolve this conundrum.
OI ZOUWAN! When you're fucking your dogs in tights do you ever pretend that one of them is Vanessa Feltz?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Nov 2014, 20:11,
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hahahahahahahahahaha"pretend"
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if he's doing her up the poo hoop then the brown ring on his cock will be kikeshite(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 21:29, closed)
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