
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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...provided of course she's a mature 16 and isn't being manipulated.
As I said above, I'm 30-something now, and I wouldn't bang anyone under 20. And, to be honest, even that's pushing it a bit.
( , Mon 10 Nov 2014, 19:57, 2 replies)

It doesn't matter, when she finally discovers your sustained penchant for noncing she'll dump you anyway.
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