Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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yer mate, but it's alrightcos 'legally' it was perfectly fine to have sex with a child at that particular time and place.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:26, 1 reply)
Ah yes, that old chestnut......also known as the "Doctor Who" defence.
Gary Glitter also used that one unsuccessfully, when he tried to argue that Thailand was in a completely different time zone to the United Kingdom.
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