Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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I would have thought your wedding was very nice tooif I had been invited. I would have liked to have gone to a wedding which didn't end up simply being a parade of just how much the weddingees could spend on shitty crap like choreographed first dances and ludicrously expensive table decorations that no-one cares about anyway.
I wish you a long and happy marriage.
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