Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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I'd prefer If you ignored yourself.
However, I believe your posts provide a vital service, in that they make everyone else's so much more entertaining by comparison. So thank you for your sterling work, keep it up you greasy little tit-fart.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 9:55, Reply)
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