Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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So to recap...A self-confessed child rapist has admitted to inducing another child to "beat off" a grown man. Not dodgy, honest officer.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 17:34, 1 reply)
Seriously though, it seems odd that he would omit such an important detail from this imaginary encounter.It's almost as if it didn't even occur to him to consider how the other characters in his fantasy narrative would act, because they are not him and therefore irrelevant.
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