Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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It's just a fucking tentThey come around, they give me the cash and deposit. They put it in their car and bring it the fuck back when they're done. There's really no need for a catering budget on my behalf. I'll even type up a sheet that the user accepts liability if tent poles are inserted in the anus
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 7:02,
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