Weddings Part II
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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Presume you've both voided your bowel and fucked your wife by now.
How was it? Either one better than the other?
( , Mon 17 Nov 2014, 9:35, 1 reply)
How was it? Either one better than the other?
( , Mon 17 Nov 2014, 9:35, 1 reply)
the poo was better
but only because I was reading posts by all you lovely people at the same time
( , Mon 17 Nov 2014, 12:41, closed)
but only because I was reading posts by all you lovely people at the same time
( , Mon 17 Nov 2014, 12:41, closed)
If you get yourself
a decent monitor support, you needn't stop reading at all.
( , Mon 17 Nov 2014, 15:43, closed)
a decent monitor support, you needn't stop reading at all.
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