Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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When I was a kid, my mate's dadwould stand in front of the fire, hook his thumbs in his braces (really, this was early 70s Manchester), and declaim:
'Marriage is an institution. And you know what kind of people they put in institutions.'
I'm sure he pinched it from Dave Allen, or Les Dawson or whoever, but it still makes me smile.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 19:04, Reply)
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