The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Dusty Shit In The Pug Mill!Dusty decided it would be a great idea to drop a foal in the machine the pottery teacher used to recyle clay. (The Pug Mill)
The smell was intense, it seeped through the whole of the art block within minutes.
He then delighted in telling everyone who cared how he did it...
Apparently he made a flat tile of clay, took it to the toilet (we were lucky he had the modesty to do that), crapped on it and then (in his own words) "Made a sort of cornish pasty out of it".. that's good eatin'.
He then dropped it into the top of the machine and the rest was done for him...
Dusty got a job in the end on the bakery at Sainsbury's. His hygiene skills came in handy there.
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