The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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wankerthere was a kid in my class in about year 8. and we were doing some kind of end of year test. when towards the end he started to "scratch" himself under his jumper. he carried on "scratching" for a couple of minutes and then ended with some slow "scratches".
anyway i thought i was the only person that noticed this and i convinced myself he was actually scratching himself. until the girl sat behind says "was he wanking?!!?"
i gave my honest opinion and then suddenly the word spread. later than day i found that i had become the go to guy for people to find out what actually happened. it usually went like this.
person: what actually happened?
me: what have you heard?
person: he had a wank over the teacher under the table
me: thats about right.
or
person: is it true he stood on the table, whipped it out and jizzed on the chair?
me: yep thats about right.
so i was pretty much just agreeing to what people had heard on their chinese whispering adventures.
all was good and well until i was called to the head of year about "bullying" said wanker.
hardly fair.
so i gave my side of the story and i was off the hook.
he was a bit wierd
(, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 17:09, Reply)
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