The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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SWEET FUCK where to start...Ian Hill: Year 9 - 12 one of those buggers with some mental disability which was 'too slight' to be diagnosed properly... yeah right! good at stating the obvious and doing involuntary EUUUGHUGUHUWEEOOOOOOWEAGH noises. mother was a banshee. once his mates told him to get a carry out [ie - alcohol at the offie] and he came back with a takeaway [sweet 'n' sour pork].
Colly 'Wobbles' Morgan: Year 8 - someone borrowed his stencil wihout asking. he started crying. his ambition has always been to open a CARNICERIO - yes a butchers in Spain. spoke like your grandpappy in a dialect only spoken in the tiny shithole that is Kilcoo.
Paddy Mulligan: Years 3 to 7 - always in and out of hospital with old peoples problems like bad hips [yet his favourite games were 'jump from tree' and 'roll down huge steep embankment into pond']. his dad had a Skoda, meaning he was never on time for school. another lateness excuse was 'my siter couldn't find her comb'. the wench.
ME? NEVER THE WEIRD KID. NOPE...
Got suspended in Year 7 for a day for saying blasphemous things at my Confirmation. I then told my teacher to 'shut up you stupid old cow'. She was not happy.
i was the token cripple eejit
i have eaten a lot of paper
i used to rummage for edible things in bins
i was fond of gobbing on people in self-defence
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