The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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"My sister bit the end of it off"The above phrase will be remembered by anyone who attended Mountbatten Junior High School in Hull between 1983 and 1986. It was uttered by the immortal Peter Bunn, huge beast of a boy who regularly attended Weight Watchers and frequently came to school with a fruit platter for being "Slimmer of the week".
Every Xmas the 4th years would do a pantomime, and when our turn came we did "Alice in Blunderland" adapted by our two lesbian English Teachers (cue them telling the girl playing alice to be more butch - but thats for another QOTW), anyhoo, Bunny was picked to play the part of an executionist. This was probably due to the fact he was fucking huge and to the people that didnt know he was as soft as shite, looked a bit scary. He had no lines and had to just stand there and look menacing for 2 minutes before bowing when the king said "Off with his head".
When his cue came, Bunny leaned forwards and honked forwards into the leather mask (lezza teachers again) he was wearing causing lilt smelling vomit to spray out of the eye-holes and shower the lord and lady mayoress.
Despite this moment of pure unadulterated comedy, it is not what Bunny is best remembered for. The first ever PE lesson in 1st year ended with a shower which we hadn't had to do in Primary school. When we saw Bunny naked he was hung like an acorn, and a small acorn at that. Even at the age of 9 the rest of us lads had at least some well ahem length and girth. When questioned (something along the lines of - "Hey Bunny why is your dick so tiny"), Bunny uttered the words "My sister bit the end of it off". Amazingly nobody ever asked why she had it in her mouth and what had caused her jaws to clamp shut. It was true though, his sister was 2 years above us, and 3 of us asked her one lunchtime. She told us she was "glad she did it". Holy Ferhuckers!
Bunny disappeared from my life in 1988 when he went to a different High School, I often wonder if he ever managed to have a sexual relationship, and whether he told his partner the same sad and sorry tale.
(, Sat 20 Jan 2007, 4:18, Reply)
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