I knew too many weird dudes...
But this one guy definitely takes the cake. I went to elementary school and PSR class with him back in the day. I have no idea what kind of mental deficiency he had, but did and said some weird shit.

Like we had to take these multiplication tests in third grade. You had a time limit to do as many problems on the page as you could. Well this kid would start jumping up and down in his desk waiting for the tests to begin. The pages laid face down, and he would be perched in his chair at his desk, face smashed into the desk and ass sticking right up in the air... babbling and making stupid roaring noises until they said it was time to start. Then he would always flip his paper over really fast, bang his fists against the desk and yell "YES! HAHA!" at the top of his lungs before he started. I would patiently and quietly kick his ass on a daily basis at math anyways, so I dunno why he thought he was so goddamn special.

Whenever we had mass during PSR classes, he would lay down on the kneeler inside the pews and steal everyone's paper programs that were given out and stuck into the pockets in front of us (on the backs of the benches), ulitmately forgotten about. But this kid would steal them all, like a goddamned thief. Then he would laugh and eat them right in front of us.

This weird motherfucker watched some kid throw up in the lunchroom once. Since he had behavior problems, he had an assistant with him at all times. He kept yelling for her, screaming that the kid "Just puked up ROYGBIV!" Then he would drag his poor assistant over to the puke pile and continually point at it, reciting the colors of the rainbow incessantly. Great, kid.

In PSR he also had an obsession with stuffed animals. But he had this one stuffed dolphin that wore snorkels... and he would NEVER leave that thing out of his sight. He would always fuck around with it and talk to it during class. The teacher got mad enough once that he was going to take the toy away from the kid. But Nutty McGee yelled and ran out the door of the classroom, and didn't reappear for a good 3 weeks of class.

Haha, oh... and in the PSR classroom he would always play around with the human skeleton they had in there. He would make the mouth move and taunt the teacher and shit (usually when having his behavior corrected, ironically). In retrospect, I find it even more odd that the school had a human skeleton... didn't think religious places wanted to have anything to do with, you know... sciencey things.

There was also this other kid who used to click his pencil on the desk all goddamn day long... but we won't speak of him. This entry is too long already. Sorry everyone.
(AALLGOD, Sat 20 Jan 2007, 9:47, Reply)