The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Jizz and CokeBack in primary school we had a kid with Downs syndrome who's name was James. I know this isn't especially weird but fuck it.
Our desks were arranged in a large "U" shape around the classroom. I was sat at the top of one of these rows. The kid with Downs was sat at the bottom. We were all working away quietly when I hear someone shouting "Oi! Will you stop spitting at me, James!"
Unfortunately James wasn't spitting. He was wanking. And my friend was covered in his jizz.
I also knew this guy in my first year of secondary school (all boys) who used to run around with an empty coke bottle shouting, "Arrrrgh! This is your cock!" and then proceed to perform oral sex on said bottle.
He was a nice guy but he did look a bit like a rubber chicken.
Length? Not as big as a coke bottle.
(, Sat 20 Jan 2007, 14:53, Reply)
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