The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Not as weird as some....Lets call him A Savage. Imagine black, smelly hair, twisting in every direction; a buck-toothed, vitriolic laugh which smelt of marsh gas, and sounded like a dying seal. And He found everything amusing, especially petty acts of violence towards the person next to him. He didn't go on holiday, his strange family just bought a new car every year. They had about 15 rusty old cars, and even a fire engine. He watched an unhealthy amount of television, and even did an English talk on television, where it became apparent that he only had terrestrial and watched it. All. The. Time. He downed 2 litres of Irn Bru in one gulp, before attacking me with a power stapler. God knows what he's doing now. Possibly in the army or living off his parents wealth.
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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 20 Jan 2007, 21:51,
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