The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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The second weirdest kid...I'm going to save the absolutely weirdest for another post, but the second weirdest I shall call "KC", for those were his initials... Some highlights...
First Year
KC "did kickboxing". He assured us that this involved the kickboxing instructor summoning the dead and showing them the dreaded "Death Touch", that KC was oddly unable to perform.
KC was felt up in the showers by another boy. He decided that this meant he was bisexual, and spent the remainder of the year asking if other boys were too...
KC decides that his voice is breaking. So he spends the next year alternating between falsetto and normal, switching every 3 or 4 seconds. Believable, until his voice did actually break the following year.
Second Year
KC decided that he didn't want to take Art on into Standard Grade at the end of second year. Therefore, he didn't need to do any work in class. This decision was made in August. It was a long year...
KC discover masturbation. And talks about it all the time. Describes what he does. Spends the whole time making "wanking" noises. Since I am partnered with him in our compulsory Home Economics class, I opt not to eat anything that he has come into contact with.
KC discovers REM. They replace masturbation. Now he won't talk about anything else unless Michael Stipe is involved...
Third Year
KC discovers U2. It is a repeat of the REM obsession...
KC discovers drugs. Asks if the Chemistry teacher knows how to make LSD. Is surprised that she won't help him...
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