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There was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.

Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...

(, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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where the hell do i start?? growing up in a welsh slash wanna-be-welsh english town caused lots of kids to develop certain problems..

VK, who went red and cried every time someone spoke to her. And then after she'd stop crying, she go and press her face against the window making faces at passing strangers.

SA, who in a maths class started wanking under the table. we found this out because the fat twat sitting next to him yelled out "miss" 'e's making me touch 'is thingy!". was called "s____wankalot after that until he moved schools. he said he was off to a posh tech school, and was never heard of again.

AL, who wet himself nearly every day, so smelt dam awful. he claimed that it was just a normal smell and that he liked it, hense why he never washed. really clever though, i think he's a maths genius of something now. anyhoo the school bullies (if they happened to pick on you that day) would force you to sit in his chair for 5 mins. arseholes

final one: the sister of AL. a really small nip of a girl with nits. one day came out of the toilets. someone then made the mistake of going in after her. literally, and i swear, you could of drowned in the stuff. it looked like thick soup, but brown, and came to the first rim of the toilet itself. know one could understand how someone as small as her could of produced something of that volume
(, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 17:26, Reply)

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