The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Never had any really wierd onesalthough there was one feller, whom we shall call Johnny V, who used to say things with no apparent awareness of how wrong they would sound.
Most famous of all, which I was sadly not witness to, was him telling the entire class about how he stood and watched a man wanking off a dog in London. One I did witness was when he suddenly announced to the person next to him that "sticking two fingers up your arse feels really good." When we all rounded on him in disgust, he tried to dig himself out of the hole with "I saw it in a film!"
A friend who worked with him at Sainsburys told us that he'd walked into the changing rooms one evening to see Johnny dancing along to YMCA in his pants. In our first year, he was the only one to use the showers after PE, and subsequently had his towel stolen, which led to him chasing those responsible around, naked and wet. Glad I didn't see that.
Apart from these incidents he was a friendly and likeable bloke, and never seemed to mind us mocking him constantly.
We also had James (see OzEden's stories below) who aside from the aforementioned, once kissed a year 7 on the cheek for no reason and set up a lucrative business selling food and drink that he'd shoplifted on his way to school.
Legends, the both of 'em.
(, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 18:15, Reply)
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