The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Chapter 2: snotRandom memory, I recall a strange italian girl at junior school called Rosanna.
When she had a runny nose (and I mean a total string of thick green goo) she would open her school book and let it dribble onto the page then close the book again. Thus immortalising it onto the page, much in the way many a fella welds shut the centrefold in a spank mag.
She would also periodically forget it was an English school and speak only in Italian for a day or so, mostly whinging about wanting her "Mama".
I don't think I've met anyone with such a beetroot red face as her either. Was like a Tory MP after 10 bottles of plonk!
(, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 10:03, Reply)
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