The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Metal MickeyMetal Mickey was his name. What a nutter.
* Had his own radio station. Busted by the Home Office.
* Built a two-stage rocket out of gas cylinders for a science project, setting fire to the local woods as the launch went a bit Space Shuttle. Busted by the law.
* Set up a porn library at the back of the school library. Busted by the thought police.
*Famously well-endowed, he started a wanking club in the science lab dark room. Alas, the walls were paper-thin, and those in the staff room next door could hear every moan, groan and exclamation of "It's flopped off the end of the ruler!" Busted, by just about everybody.
His downfall came the day he shinned up a drainpipe to the top of the sports hall and urinated on the crowd below. Talked down by the Deputy Head, he was last seen driven off in a "special" ambulance. He is now a reasonably well-known actor.
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