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There was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.

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(, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Green Phlegm
I remember one kid at school who always grossed me out. He came from quite a religious family but must have been one of those who DIDN’T feel that “cleanliness was next to godliness”.

First of all he had a terrible personal hygiene problem – the smell had gone past the “kid with BO” stage and the “kid needs to be disinfected stage” and got to the stage where no-one would sit next to him for fear it might attach itself to their clothes.

He was also quite happy to sit in class and mine for green gold, either wiping it under the table or eating it – quite oblivious to the disgusted look of the person who was sitting next to him. (Sitting next to him was quite an effective punishment from the teacher).

The thing that really grossed me out about this boy though was when he came into school with a nasty cold, green snot, coughing and choking, the works. However, the gross bit (still makes me gag now) was when he coughed and a gigantic bit of phlegm flew out of his mouth into his hand. He inspected it for a while, showed it to his neighbour and then sucked it off his hand and swallowed it.
(, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 15:22, Reply)

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