The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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the year thickoThis kid came from the provinces, and was an utter thick yokel who unfortunately would do anything to be popular, usually for money. Well, i say money, he was happy with coppers.
On occasion, this included;
-Picking up white dog shit and having it in his pocket all day.
-Jumping in the town river and spending the rest of the day wet, stinking of sludge.
-Sticking his cock through the playground fence.
-Once for 10p and a hubba bubba, we made him go up to the 'hardest kid in the year' and tell him he'd been wanking over his little sister.
-Getting his cock out in the dinner hall.
-Also once, in an art lesson me and my mates got him to go up behind another of our mates and 'bum' him, whilst making 'uh-uh' noises. He got thrown over a table.
Fair play to him though, a few years ago I saw him driving around in a flash car. Im assuming he didnt get 'paid' to do steal it for a laff.
(, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 16:38, Reply)
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