The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Not a weird kid, but the entire classA story once passed down to us from our English teacher;
He was taking a class of the dropouts, who pretty much failed everything they did. But for some unknown reason, they'd taken to him and actually started to focus strongly on their work. They weren't any good at the work, but they were good thick lads who at least tried, which is what counts at the end of the day.
One day, teach gets them to read a chapter of the book of the term, and glances out of the window. He notices that a few slappers from the neighbouring "girls-only" school were standing in our "boys-only" yard flashing all thier bits while screaming "Come and get it lads!!!" as loud as they could. Pre-mentioned English Teach foams at the mouth and runs to the window shouting "Christ, look at this lads, they're flashing everything there, dirty slappers.....lads?"
The thickos say pretty much nothing and all continue to read, completely engrossed in thier coursework. Thick bastards.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 19:19,
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