oooo...oooo...oooo...I know!
There were a couple - but that'S normal, I mean christ it was in "St James' School" in Grimsby (you know you're there when you see a twelve year old pushing a pram).

Anyway, there was the American kid two year's below who as an utter star wars freak (i mean i like star wars but...come on) and liked to say "I'm really experienced and I like to play with my star wars action figurines". His classmates bullied him mercylessly and liked to drive him insane. Once every now and then he'd wave a hockey stick around in fury and once almost killed one of my mates who was running by, missing his head by meer millimetres. It was hilarious.

Then there was Greg who was in the boarding house with me, his classic line was uttered when we were all talking bout football shirts one night. He suddenly just said "My dad bought a blue shirt once", causing a stunned silence. Or how about the time he got sent out of german to go see the head and he shouted "WANKER!" through the window, with the appropriate handmovement? Great stuff. Whenever he did something against the rules he'd scream about how unfair it was that he got punished. He was scared of daddy long-legs. He'd leave the lid down, close the windows and not flush when he had a particularly large turd (often enough). Even more worrying: there was never any bogroll in there with the poo if you were the unlucky finder of his act of terrorism. Best of all though is the time he shat himself wanting to fart during the film gladiator. He cut his laugh short durin the fart and walked out like a cowboy. Noone would have said anything had he not put his dirty kecks in the washbag with everyone else's stuff.

Steve, the canadian chinese boy, who we used to run away from for fun cos he was an utter psycho and would chase us round the school. Once when we were hiding in the bushes and moved a little he turned to us and screamed in his merkin accent:"WAIT! I HEAR TREE-SOUND!"
He once stood with a bottle of deo aiming at our doorm's entrance waiting for Sven (one of the biggest arseholes who'd been pissing him off all night) - for at least 2 hours. He didnt move at all. He as like a statue. And he brushed his teeth with the frequency usually reserved for guitar strings or something.

ANd james of course who could fart for over 20 seconds (yes. in one tone).

rarrrr length....
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