so i was a bit of an odd-ball myself
especially in primary school, but i'm in my second year of A-levels now, and i like to think i've found a degree of normality. of course, i barely compare to some of the people i've met in the past...

primary school people:

cherlina - she decided she was obsessed with me when i was in year 4 and she was in year 5, which continued for the rest of the time we were at school together. she's write my name in the back of all her exercise books, and tell everyone how great she thought i was. she smelled musty...

danny robinson - prick.

jiree - jiree was epileptic, and one of the major triggers for his episodes were being too hot or cold. of course, he was also thick, so he would go out on 95oF summer days, and play football in the playground. then he'd have a fit, and have to go home for the day. i swear it was deliberate. and he would do this, three, maybe four times a week in the summer. knob.

secondary school:

big john - one day in year 8 science, john decided to put the hydrochloric acid he'd been given for an experiment into the fish tank. a few other people in the class decided this should be punished, so chased john round the room. he jumped out of the window and ran across the playground to hide. when apprehended by the head teacher, he was questioned on his activities. in response to why he put acid in the fish tank: "it was an experiment, to see if the fish would survive", and why he climed out of the window? "it was an experiment sir. i wanted to see if a fat person could get through the window..."

joe peschu - joe had down's, poor lad. he would spend his break times kicking an empty plastic bottle around. if anyone tried to touch his bottle, they would be told to "ff'k 'ff... b'str'd...". bless him. he disappeared after year 9.

BJ - noone actually knew BJ's name, so he was just BJ. he also had down's, and i think he was deaf, so his sole means of communcation was a series of whale like moans, high-pitched and that.

dominic "dodgey" wiley - a ture legend was our dom. he had aspurger's, so for most of years 7, 8 and 9, he was a very quiet person, saying very little. however, he took up drama in year 10, and suddenly became very loud. at was at this point that we all disovered he had a very strong sheffield accent, which was hilarious, us all being south east londoners. think a really, really belligerent alex turner. we also discovered his love of wanking at this point, and what a sexual deviant he was. and he got obsessed with communism. last i heard he was on a boat with his uncle or something...

tony burns - tony was a little ratty kid, with watery eyes and a really big coat. he would always say annoying, stupid shit, and everyone hated him. one time he told a good friend of mine (who he didn't know) that he would make sure she got a good funeral...

pavlin and ridvan - kosovan refugees, who were always trying to flog you a scratched up playstation game or fight someone... ridvan had a really flat head at the back...

claire - she wanked off our mate junii, in a music lesson. well, i say wanked off, it was more that she touched his leg, and before she got to his knob, he'd spluffed. we called him "gone in 60 seconds" and "2 minute man" for ages after that...

college (where i am now):

corrina - a fat beast; she looks like blanka from street fighter... she was in my english class, and while studying much ado about nothing, i said, jokingly, "yeah, leonato calls hero a ho-bag skank!". she responded "REALLY?! raw..." i groaned. worse than this was when she turned round to my mate luke in psychology and said "can you smell that?". he looked quizzical and she said "can you smell it? my period?". she stood up and said "eurgh, i can feel it trickling out of me... can you see any on my chair?". luke claims he can't remember any more than this, because he'd blacked out.

freaks of a sort, all of them.

i've got a really big knob.
(notjustahatrack peeling a sausage..., Mon 22 Jan 2007, 22:24, Reply)