The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Far too many to list them all...I think I was the weird kid in primary school. Went to a posh school, where all the kid's parents drove merc's and bmw's and the like. My dad drove a Leyland P-76.
High school I went to the dodgiest private school in the state, where all the kids who got kicked out of the good schools (yes, plural per child) ended up. We had:
- The kid who decided taking acid would be a good idea. Was for him, didn't even get busted.
- The kid who showed us how to knot leg hairs. That bloody hurt, but I wasn't too bright then (don't rub your hairy knee when bent then extend it rapidly).
- The kid who was heavily into death metal, and a complete loon. Has a crazy east-european-sounding last name, has changed it since to 'Carson'. Met him in a pub a few weeks back, he's still a loon. I think we put him in a rubbish bin once.
- The multiple psychopaths we had. One threw a stool (about 2/3 as tall as we were at the time) at another kid, nearly broke his back. Same one also carried a scalpel in his bag until he sliced his finger in physics one day.
- A good friend of mine, who was very much into stabbing people with stationery. Stabbed me with a pen, hit a vein or something, my entire sleeve was covered with blood within a minute. He stabbed my other friend with a compass one day, got his wrist, friend bled all over the desk. Dinner plate sized puddle of blood before he noticed.
All the others I'll not list, for I have plenty of length already. Girth's ample, too.
(, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 1:37, Reply)
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