The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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The Post Office?I think a lot of kids described on this page must've grown up and found comfortable careers in our Postal Service, here's my reasoning...
1. My current postman crams anything he can through my letterbox, despite my stopping him and asking him (nicely)to either put it round the side of the house, or leave it behind the flowerpot beside my front door, he simply grunts and next day tries to cram a shoebox through my door.
2. The Parcel Force driver who I watched walk up my driveway and post a "Sorry we missed you" note through the door. I opened said door and told him if he rang the bell he wouldnt miss me, waving the note in his face. "I never wrote that" he replied. What *can* you say?
3. Most Post Office van drivers seem to have no idea there is anyone else on the road, pulling out in front of cars and causing accidents, screeching to a halt like Starsky and fucking Hutch outside my house at 6am with music blaring out.
Clear signs that at school they were muttering away to themselves and setting fire to peoples clothes.
(, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 8:29, Reply)
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