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There was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.

Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...

(, Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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At High School, I was in year 7 and my brother in year 11, so little NJ took comfort in the fact that if she got into a spot of bother, big brother would come to teh rescue...wrong!

My brother befriended a lunatic, we'll call him John Marshall - for that was his name.

John was famous for burning his eyebrows off with a bunsen burner, challenging classmates to water drinking competitions, then promptly throwing up all down the corridors and the like.

On this particular day, little boffin NJ was in the computer room doing her work like a proper good like pupil when John Marshall saunters up behind and [snip!] cut my pony tail clean off! Thinking back on it, I can't really blame my brother for not rushing to my defence as the guy was clearly a bit nuts.

The only other one that sticks in my mind will be entitled "Blow Alice, Blow!", which was the daily request at the school gates from Alice Hancox's Mother. Alice seemed to have a permanently snotty nose (we're talking thick green stuff) which dribbled down from her nostrils and into her mouth - icky.
(, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 13:34, Reply)

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