The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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The Jean Paul Sartre of the 4th FormAfter his parents split up Wilkie turned to badly thought out Philosophy for solace.
He would regularly try to convince people they didnt really exist, or that their existance was pointless as they were minute parts of the cosmos.
However his crowning glory was when he finally realised that the tender cords of sanity that held him together were snapping, and ran naked through the main block, fingers covering his nipples, before dropping a large, viscous and offensive smelling foal off of the 3rd floor landing onto a queue of first years 2 floors down.
He was taken away then and became a part of school legend
(, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 15:12, Reply)
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