Mixed Nuts
Ah the weird kids, always loved their quirks I just know I'll remember the best ones after I've posted this.

First guy who srpings to mind for me right now is an emotinally fragile smelly child called Lachlan whom I went to school with in the first year of primary school. No one really liked this kid especially for his smell and his general ineptitude at getting along with the human race and because he teased the girls. Anyway I'll always remember the day he discovered that if he closed his eyes, he could not see the remainder of the class and thus (obviously) we must not be able to see him either. The music teacher left the room for a few seconds Lachlan couldn't wait to test his discovery, and set about knocking things off tables, breaking the metronome pulling hair and running around in circles. Occassionally he would open his eyes grinning at his devious genious and quickly get a glance of his surroundings before returning to his stealthy invisibility. He continued to do this even after the teacher returned and told him to stop, saying that "You can't see me" through giggles. When he finally decided to stop the evil bitch of a music teacher who hated children was fuming and yelled at him causing him to break down into tears that bursted out of his face with incredible force. Poor Lachlan was so insistent that it wasn't him who had done it because she couldn't see him. You know it's a funny thing I seem to dislike Lachlan's in general I still bitterly remember the stupid square shaped Donkey Kong of a kid by that name, who effortlessly attracted the affections of one to whom I'd held a candle for some time.

In later years there was the strange boy who went by the name of Millington or 'Meatball'... for some reason. He was slightly cross eyed, which certainly didn't help, and arrived at my high school fleeing persecution at his previous, unfortunately for him word had travelled and people who were friends with Meatball's old peers had spread the word. He would routinely arrive at school with a very tightly wound piece of high visibility traffic tape with 'danger' printed on it, which he wore round his head. I remember speaking to the guy once in a conversation that was actually civil which really was not something he was used to given the rather shabby treatment he'd received, no doubt due to his obviousness as a target. The conversation was quite uneventful until midway through he gave me the finger, I chuckled and asked him why he did that and he thought for a few seconds and honestly did no know why
(StumpsForArms&NoEyebrows, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 13:19, Reply)